Witty Quotes
#1 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
#2 The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
#3 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
#4 House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
#5 Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
#6 It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
#7 War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
#8 I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
#9 If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
#10 Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
#2 The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
#3 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
#4 House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
#5 Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
#6 It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
#7 War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
#8 I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
#9 If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
#10 Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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