Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?

9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?

8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.

7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet.

6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?

5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?

4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?

3. Stick it in!!

2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you.

1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!