When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest l...
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Dirty Tricks

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed....
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Disney Divorce Court

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can'...
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What Are Metaphors?

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 31 pence-a-pint night. Her...
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The Farmer's Daughters

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their we...
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Three Couples, No Sex

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister sai...
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The Magician And The Parrot

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin...
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Lawyers And Blondes, Oh My!

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he a...
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Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks,...
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The Most Gruesome Death

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits...
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Mommy & "Uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he f...
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May I Borrow The Car?

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The...
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Airline A-Hole

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent wa...
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A Natural Blind

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a...
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POTATOES

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work...
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What Is A Tragedy

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves...
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Dogs And Cats Diarys

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am A car ride! My favo...
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People Who Have Sons

For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't. And you also find out interest...
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One Liners

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. If Helen K...
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The Office Excuse List

This page contains excuses that people have used for not turning up for work. I can't come to wor...
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Talking To God

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes...
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Girlfriend V7.0 Vs. Wife V1.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the...
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007 James Bond And A Pair Of Panties

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h...
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