Why Are New Yorkers Always Depressed?

Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey....
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Chemistry, Duke And Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really),...
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NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have fig...
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Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, M...
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Rubbing Her The Right Way

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her...
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The Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk? The cow sat on him!...
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Fart Glossary

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think...
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C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking t...
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Three Guys Go To Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the firs...
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Let's Talk

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and s...
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C.E.O. D.U.M.B

One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a s...
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Dragging Their Feet

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk....
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Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her....
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Chicken And Egg Are Lying In...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on...
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Three Buttons

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into t...
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Witty Quotes

#1 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for t...
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Top 10 Reasons To Like Hanukkah

8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it 7. Betting Hanukka...
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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...
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Game Of Choice

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of ch...
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The Local Strip Club

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the g...
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Russian Vodka

A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle of vodka. He picked it up, op...
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Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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Married ?

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "W...
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Three Buttons

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into t...
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