Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gesture...
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Prison Or Work

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISO...
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Witty Quotes

#1 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for t...
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Bed Time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a...
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Dr. Phil Consults

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all...
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3 Vampires

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, - Bartender, give me a shot...
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Message From Santa

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...
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May I Borrow The Car?

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The...
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Disney Divorce Court

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can'...
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An Egyptian Man And Viagra...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to...
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Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving...
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Whack 3x

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local k...
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I Could Use A Little Money

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all...
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Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and f...
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Which Gender Is It

You may not know this but many inanimate objects have a gender... Ziplock bags are Male -- they hol...
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An Atheist And A Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What ma...
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Top 15 Signs You've Been Out Of College Too Long

15- Your potted plants stay alive. 14- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 13- 6:00am...
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Pancakes

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for...
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Dragging Their Feet

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk....
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What Are Metaphors?

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 31 pence-a-pint night. Her...
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Airline A-Hole

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent wa...
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Golfing With The Mob

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other sid...
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Red Shirt Of Courage

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being board...
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Math Trouble

A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve h...
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