30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

1. I have smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, its cute. 3. Why dont we just cuddle? 4. You...
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Golfing With The Mob

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other sid...
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Extra! Extra! Drunk Man Farts In Bed

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to s...
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The Bottom Line

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on...
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Letter From The Penis

Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-...
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The Word - FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “...
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Good Samaritan

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob ta...
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Top 15 Signs You've Been Out Of College Too Long

15- Your potted plants stay alive. 14- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 13- 6:00am...
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Chillin' Biddies

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flas...
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Golf Balls

One morning, a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and asks...
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Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous

10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 9) Y...
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New Words

Each year, the Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the diction...
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Math Trouble

A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve h...
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Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect...
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Hollywood Lessons

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies...
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Medical Benefits

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please fo...
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An Egyptian Man And Viagra...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to...
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An APB On God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were al...
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Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that questi...
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Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gesture...
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Marriage Made In Heaven

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died....
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Bed Time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a...
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Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation

Why do farts smell?So deaf people can enjoy them, too....
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The Farmer's Daughters

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their we...
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