Russian Vodka

A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle of vodka. He picked it up, op...
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A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Do...
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Top 10 Things Men...

Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 10- 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- They have breasts...
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Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect...
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Girlfriend V7.0 Vs. Wife V1.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the...
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Three Buttons

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into t...
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Does God Ever Get Stoned?

muse06 - you ever think god gets stoned? humphrey - have you ever seen a platypus?...
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C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking t...
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Lawyers And Blondes, Oh My!

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he a...
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710

A blonde goes into the local auto parts store and asks for a seven ten cap. All the guys look at eac...
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Signs That You Drink Too Much

-You lose arguments with inanimate objects. -You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...
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Produce Boy

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half...
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Heaven

At midnight, a middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the country, heading back eas...
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Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, M...
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Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Ba...
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The Queen, The Pope

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration. T...
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The Office Excuse List

This page contains excuses that people have used for not turning up for work. I can't come to wor...
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Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into...
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Monkey Balls

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while hes enjoying it, the monkey...
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Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the dri...
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Game Of Choice

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of ch...
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One Liners

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. If Helen K...
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The Best Law Enforcement

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimina...
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Moral Of The Story

One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a stor...
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