Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that questi...
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Airline A-Hole

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent wa...
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Marriage Made In Heaven

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died....
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Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was...
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Witty Quotes

#1 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for t...
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People Who Have Sons

For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't. And you also find out interest...
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His And Her Diary

Her Diary Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a...
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Biology Class

Biology class Students in an AP Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question wa...
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Disney Divorce Court

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can'...
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Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Ba...
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One Liners

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. If Helen K...
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Cheating Wife

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back...
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The Crying Horse

An owner offered one hundred dollars to anyone who could make his horse laugh. Only one man was up f...
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Funny Things Said In Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...
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On Earth As It Is In Heaven

One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort t...
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Top 15 Signs You've Been Out Of College Too Long

15- Your potted plants stay alive. 14- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 13- 6:00am...
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An Egyptian Man And Viagra...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to...
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C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking t...
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Cat Heaven

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord s...
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why did the chicken ever cross the road? Here are the responses of some well known people... KINDE...
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The Smartest Dog Ever

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb...
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Let's Talk

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and s...
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Pancakes

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for...
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Signs That You Drink Too Much

-You lose arguments with inanimate objects. -You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...
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