Red Shirt Of Courage

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being board...
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9 Reasons Marriage Is NOT The Answer

1. “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Caboose, Red vs Blue If she is giving...
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Dr. Phil Consults

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all...
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Three Girls Meet The Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they...
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Pancakes

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for...
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Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and f...
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Best Of

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterda...
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How To Write A College Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pen...
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Pound For Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good? ...... A: Nipples...
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The Five Levels Of Drinking

LEVEL 1: It's 11pm on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. Just as you get up to leave because you...
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Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into...
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Three Drunk Men

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night...
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Hooker In Training

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's...
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Whack 3x

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local k...
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An Atheist And A Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What ma...
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The Smartest Dog Ever

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb...
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State Slogans

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But...
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All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble youve gotten in. Whenever theres a m...
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Signs That You Drink Too Much

-You lose arguments with inanimate objects. -You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...
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Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the dri...
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The Crying Horse

An owner offered one hundred dollars to anyone who could make his horse laugh. Only one man was up f...
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Monkey Balls

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while hes enjoying it, the monkey...
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Cheating Wife

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back...
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3 Vampires

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, - Bartender, give me a shot...
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