Hooker In Training

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's...
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NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have fig...
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Harry Potter Wand/Wang

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry...
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All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a...
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The Most Gruesome Death

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits...
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Sweet Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; t...
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The Present

The Present A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives...
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Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so...
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Three Couples, No Sex

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister sai...
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Rubbing Her The Right Way

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her...
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9 Reasons Marriage Is NOT The Answer

1. “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Caboose, Red vs Blue If she is giving...
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Types Of Girls - Explanation For Nerds

1. HARD DISK GIRLS she remembers everything, FOREVER. 2. RAM GIRLS she forgets about you, the mome...
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All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble youve gotten in. Whenever theres a m...
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30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

1. I have smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, its cute. 3. Why dont we just cuddle? 4. You...
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People Who Have Sons

For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't. And you also find out interest...
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Funny Things Said In Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...
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College Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "Th...
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Good Samaritan

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob ta...
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Cursed

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the la...
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Three Girls Meet The Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they...
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Three Drunk Men

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night...
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If Ancient Rome Had The Internet...

* The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is.....
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Letter From The Penis

Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-...
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Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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