Good Samaritan

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob ta...
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Three Buttons

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into t...
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Extra! Extra! Drunk Man Farts In Bed

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to s...
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Game Of Choice

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of ch...
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May I Borrow The Car?

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The...
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Whack 3x

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local k...
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Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gesture...
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I Could Use A Little Money

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all...
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The Best Law Enforcement

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimina...
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Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into...
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Dogs And Cats Diarys

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am A car ride! My favo...
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The Local Strip Club

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the g...
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Letter From The Penis

Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-...
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Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the dri...
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Dirty Tricks

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed....
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The Judge

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a ch...
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Dragging Their Feet

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk....
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A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Do...
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Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and f...
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The Word - FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “...
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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...
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Sweet Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; t...
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Three Buttons

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into t...
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A Natural Blind

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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