Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why did the chicken ever cross the road? Here are the responses of some well known people... KINDE...
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Canoe

A British Man, a French man, and an American man are on a safari in Africa, and they are taken priso...
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Prison Or Work

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISO...
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Beer For Geeks

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...
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Creating A Bureaucracy

How To Create Bureaucracy, Policy, And Procedures 1. Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
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If Ancient Rome Had The Internet...

* The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is.....
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Pearly Gates

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks...
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The Job Interview

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the...
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Top 10 Things Men...

Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 10- 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- They have breasts...
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The History Of Medicine

2000 BCE - Here, eat this root. 1000 CE - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 CE...
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You’re A New Yorker...

1. You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means: Manhattan. Everything else--...
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Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty and so he decided to ask at a...
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On Earth As It Is In Heaven

One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort t...
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Which Gender Is It

You may not know this but many inanimate objects have a gender... Ziplock bags are Male -- they hol...
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Does God Ever Get Stoned?

muse06 - you ever think god gets stoned? humphrey - have you ever seen a platypus?...
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International Council Of Manhood

Rules of Being a Man 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for...
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The Judge

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a ch...
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I Could Use A Little Money

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all...
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A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Do...
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College Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "Th...
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River Deep

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and t...
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Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was...
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Jack Bauer Jokes

The entire defense budget of the USA is used to keep Jack Bauer in supply of cell phone batteries J...
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Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving...
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