International Council Of Manhood

Rules of Being a Man 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for...
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Cheating Wife

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back...
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Married ?

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "W...
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A Natural Blind

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband alw...
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Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her....
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Three Guys Go To Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the firs...
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On Earth As It Is In Heaven

One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort t...
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The Local Strip Club

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the g...
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The Judge

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a ch...
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The Smartest Dog Ever

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb...
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Extra! Extra! Drunk Man Farts In Bed

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to s...
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Lawyer Jokes

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi. Did...
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Jack Bauer Jokes

On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents. Chained to a chair...
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Best Of

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterda...
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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cance...
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When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest l...
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Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that questi...
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why did the chicken ever cross the road? Here are the responses of some well known people... KINDE...
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Mommy & "Uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he f...
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The Word - FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “...
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Governments Defined

Socialism: You build a Lego starship. The government takes your starship, dismantles it and distribu...
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Don't Step On Ducks!

Don't step on ducks! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there,...
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Biology Class

Biology class Students in an AP Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question wa...
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