Mommy & "Uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he f...
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What Is A Tragedy

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves...
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College Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "Th...
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Don't Step On Ducks!

Don't step on ducks! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there,...
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The Most Gruesome Death

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits...
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Rubbing Her The Right Way

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her...
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Three Guys Go To Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the firs...
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Hooker In Training

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's...
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NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have fig...
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Three Couples, No Sex

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister sai...
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POTATOES

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work...
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Three Drunk Men

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night...
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Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband alw...
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Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" T...
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Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect...
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Chemistry, Duke And Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really),...
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Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, M...
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Monkey Balls

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while hes enjoying it, the monkey...
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Married ?

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "W...
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Three Girls Meet The Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they...
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Extra! Extra! Drunk Man Farts In Bed

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to s...
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Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her....
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Red Shirt Of Courage

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being board...
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Dr. Phil Consults

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all...
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