Golfing With The Mob

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.

- What do you do? - the first man asked.

- I\\\\\\\'m a salesman. What about you? -

- I\\\\\\\'m a hitman for the mob, - replied the second man.

The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, - Yeah, I\\\\\\\'m the highest paid guy in the business. I\\\\\\\'m the best. -

He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.

Still nervous the man replied, - In a subdivision just west of here. -

The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked - What color roof ya got? -

- Gray. -

Then he asked - What color siding? -

- Yellow. -

- You got a silver Toyota? -

- Yeah, - replied the first man who was now