Chuck Norris Jokes - Best Of
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris made a girraffe, by uppercutting a horse
The game 'Doom' is loosely based on the time Satan borrowed 2 bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back
Chuck Norris is the reason WALDO is hiding
The original title of Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. They had to scrap the idea because no one would pay $9 to see a movie 14 seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.
When Chuck Norris goes for the last drop of A1 Steak Sauce, he gives the bottle a roundhouse and another 15 oz. come out.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier in a 1990 honda civic,
He than destroyed the car for not being american.
Chuck Norris doesn't swim with sharks. The sharks swim with him.
Chuck Norris aint hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
The Titanic did not hit an iceburg. The ship was off course and mistakenly ran into Chuck Norris practicing backstroke accross the atlantic.
Chuck Norris doens't sleep , he is waiting
Did you know chuck norris cured a man's blindness? the first and last thing that man saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
A group of scientists once tried making a material harder than diamond. Chuck norris obliged, and roundhouse kicked a large A-Bomb into a lone molecule of artificial Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got in a knife fight once,
and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said Say Please.
Chuck Norris has two modes -- walk and KILL. We live in an expanding universe... all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Guns don´t kills people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
A meteor didnt kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris choked them to death then came back and round house kicked the meteor.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better wait the fuck up.
Chuck Norris made a girraffe, by uppercutting a horse
The game 'Doom' is loosely based on the time Satan borrowed 2 bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back
Chuck Norris is the reason WALDO is hiding
The original title of Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. They had to scrap the idea because no one would pay $9 to see a movie 14 seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.
When Chuck Norris goes for the last drop of A1 Steak Sauce, he gives the bottle a roundhouse and another 15 oz. come out.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier in a 1990 honda civic,
He than destroyed the car for not being american.
Chuck Norris doesn't swim with sharks. The sharks swim with him.
Chuck Norris aint hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
The Titanic did not hit an iceburg. The ship was off course and mistakenly ran into Chuck Norris practicing backstroke accross the atlantic.
Chuck Norris doens't sleep , he is waiting
Did you know chuck norris cured a man's blindness? the first and last thing that man saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
A group of scientists once tried making a material harder than diamond. Chuck norris obliged, and roundhouse kicked a large A-Bomb into a lone molecule of artificial Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got in a knife fight once,
and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said Say Please.
Chuck Norris has two modes -- walk and KILL. We live in an expanding universe... all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Guns don´t kills people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
A meteor didnt kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris choked them to death then came back and round house kicked the meteor.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better wait the fuck up.
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