3 Vampires
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, - Bartender, give me a shot of blood.- The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, - Bartender, give me a shot of blood -. The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says, -Bartender, give me a shot of water.-
The bartender says, - Why do you want a shot of water?-
The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, - Tea time.-
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, - Bartender, give me a shot of blood -. The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says, -Bartender, give me a shot of water.-
The bartender says, - Why do you want a shot of water?-
The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, - Tea time.-
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