Governments Defined

Socialism: You build a Lego starship. The government takes your starship, dismantles it and distribu...
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Jack Bauer Jokes

On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents. Chained to a chair...
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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cance...
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Cursed

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the la...
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Sweet Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; t...
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Heaven

At midnight, a middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the country, heading back eas...
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Message From Santa

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...
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Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Ba...
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710

A blonde goes into the local auto parts store and asks for a seven ten cap. All the guys look at eac...
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The Queen, The Pope

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration. T...
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Produce Boy

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half...
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Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so...
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The Present

The Present A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives...
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Harry Potter Wand/Wang

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry...
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Biology Class

Biology class Students in an AP Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question wa...
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Don't Step On Ducks!

Don't step on ducks! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there,...
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Cat Heaven

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord s...
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Moral Of The Story

One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a stor...
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Corporations Defined

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk...
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Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband alw...
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Types Of Girls - Explanation For Nerds

1. HARD DISK GIRLS she remembers everything, FOREVER. 2. RAM GIRLS she forgets about you, the mome...
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The Best Law Enforcement

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimina...
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Funny Things Said In Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...
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Lawyer Jokes

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi. Did...
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